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THE COCK ALSO RISES II: COMING ON CONEY
Coney Island would make a perfect home for the cock. The place is a snapshot of a ghost world slowly being dismantled and left on the trash heap of American culture. Its a chintzy, gritty spot...
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I CUNT – ALEX RODRIGUEZ
When Alex Rodriguez signed his 10-year, $252-million contract with the Texas Rangers, morons across America claimed that it would be the end of baseball. The howls from the peanut gallery of sports...
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AUTOPSY REPORT THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS
I was in a bar in Manhattan watching the Patriots and Chargers duke it out for the AFC Championship. Under the big screen on the other side of a passageway were a bunch of Patriots fans hooting and...
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YOU’RE JUST JEALOUS OF MANNY RAMIREZ
After seven years of incessant bitching and whining on both sides, the Red Sox finally traded Manny Ramirez – who won the World Series MVP during the year The Curse was broken and has been maybe the...
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Bud Selig’s Career of Mendacity and Greed
He permeates the game like a bad case of chronic halitosis in an elevator. His grimy fingerprints can be found all over shady business deals and litigation across baseball. His words are hollow, his...
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REQUIEM FOR STEVE McNAIR
I’m sure some part of you wishes you led the life Steve McNair did, or at least the life he led until one of his mistresses, Sahel Kazemi, stood over him with a loaded 9mm, no doubt crying...
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2009 FUCK THE YANKEES PLAYOFF PREVIEW
Minnesota Twins vs. New York Yankees The assumption is that the Yankees will blow the Twinkies out in three games. Trust me, they should. Minnesotas staff ace is Carl Pavano who was last seen being...
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ANDRE AGASSI IS MY NEW HERO
One of my old neighbors was a contemporary of Agassis in the 80s and was one of his training partners at the Bolitterri Academy when they were kids. He washed out of the tour before he was 24 and...
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DICK’S DECADE OF SPORTS
The Fall of Tiger Woods Never has an athlete fallen so fast, completely, and satisfyingly. Touted at once as a history-changing black man and the whitest man on the planet, he has managed to...
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Moneyball Review
Life is more about dealing with failure than success. In spite of popular tropes about winning at all costs and nice guys finishing last, even the most competitive and skilled in any high risk...
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